The goal is to get customers to pee themselves, and your kind of spookiness did it - you're part of the Urine-Nation! Put this on your keys and laugh at the look on the Valet's face when he parks your car!
Awarded to the Scare Actor who did a complete 180 this year. Improvements such as scare skills, attitude, following instructions, creativity, safety, etc. "Scare Acting is a talent that can be improved on and you showed the most improvement this season!" is included on the back of the card with this 1.5" iron-on badge mounted on the front.
Look carefully, you'll notice that we lost a finger during production of this keychain - I guess that makes these collector editions? Order one of the first batch, because we (probably) won't make the same mistake twice.